September 4th, 2010
"Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. It's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation." - Homer Simpson
Welcome to Swinging Johnson Sports
SwingingJohnsonSports.com gives you his daily opinions on who wins, who loses and who covers the point spread mixed liberally with his wise cracking style. You will also find sports and non -sports related topics on this site. Relax, click around and have fun. If you want to be heard, sign up and post your opinions.
Swinging Johnson's precise age and background are part urban legend, part folklore. There are those who insist he was present on the USS Missouri when the Japanese surrendered to Allied Supreme Commander Douglas MacArthur. Others believe he was instrumental in changing the great Jimi Hendrix from a right to left handed guitar player. He's been called a power broker on Wall Street, a King maker in Hollywood, and the prophet of Las Vegas.
Men want to be him and women want to be with him!
He is a riddle wrapped tightly in an enigma. He refuses to disclose his face on camera or even in public. An obviously eccentric man, he travels by stagecoach and is fond of wearing 18th Century American revolutionary garb, replete with powdered wig. His academic and scientific achievements are legendary. He has worked extensively in the field of hydro-electric power, nuclear fission, and solar energy. Oddly enough, he states these advancements can't compare to his crowning achievement....the toe nail clipper.
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